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"The cape isn't the only reason he was named Department Head, but it didn't hurt."

Man with a cape

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Cat in a tank...

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Prostate: 51st State

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Volcaniax

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Sat-Nav for Men

I love my cape

Clandestine cows.

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

A series of Exit signs.

Chameleon and TV

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"This must be Easter Island!"

Superman's laundry