Cape Wearer At Heart T-Shirts

Chicken Man.

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Super pets.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Infographics: the early years.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Vigilante Dog

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

I love my cape

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Superman's laundry

It's for you.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

Superhero

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Superfoods are in aisle three.

Caped Character

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!