Cape Crusader Wannabe T-Shirts

Man tries on cape

vaccine wars.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Welcome Ghost.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Vigilante Dog

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

It's for you.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"Security is lax on this side."

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

"Temperatures are rising."

Save the Cacti.

Caped Character

Ocotillo

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Superfoods are in aisle three.

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Trying to switch on the computer.