Cape Crusader Fan T-Shirts

Batmansplaining.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

vaccine wars.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

A dog at the bakery.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Welcome Ghost.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Vigilante Dog

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Dogs and Cake

It's for you.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Quit moving"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"Security is lax on this side."

Caped Character

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."