Caped Crusader Fan T-Shirts

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

Limited Success Man

vaccine wars.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Vigilante Dog

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

It's for you.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"Quit moving"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

A Blanksy

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Superfoods are in aisle three.

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Caped Character

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."