Cava Crusader T-Shirts

'You know, I always buy supermarket cava rather than fancy Champagne, and I challenge anyone to tell the difference.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Vigilante Dog

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

It's for you.

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Net Zero Superstitions

Hourglass earth - time running out

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'We lost funding.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

Carbon capture and storage

Superfoods are in aisle three.

Caped Character