Cava Crusader Prints

'You know, I always buy supermarket cava rather than fancy Champagne, and I challenge anyone to tell the difference.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Net Zero Superstitions

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'We lost funding.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Carbon capture and storage

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."