Cape Enthusiast Gifts

"What? A shawl is a kind of cape."

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."

"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

I'd prefer you put on a proper medical gown, Superman.

I love my cape

"I take the super hero test Tuesday. I've been stuck at the rank of hero for five years now."

Cape

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Runaway Horse

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Gardener attacked by plants.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."