Caper Enthusiast Gifts

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

Superheroes.

Bank robbers stealing petrol for the getaway car.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

"Mine's camper."

I love my cape

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

Superman's laundry

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

"I lined it up with our prenup."

Is there more to being undead than chasing women? What am I really trying to hide by wearing a cape? Maybe I should give garlic another chance. For a vampire, Vlad was surprisingly reflective.

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

Buddy Operas.

"What? A shawl is a kind of cape."

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."

"The cape isn't the only reason he was named Department Head, but it didn't hurt."

'When you've got a minute, give this a bowl of milk.'

Cape

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

"I think the Chihuahua's been up on the counter again. There are several paw prints in the butter tub."

"Whoa! He musta' jumped ten feet that time."