Caper Connoisseur Gifts

One way to hide the evidence...

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

Tartine

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Canape?

Theatre Crowd

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

With Compliments

"You know damn well what noise!"

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

Christmas Canapes

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

Dashiell Hammett

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Buddy Operas.

Superheroes.

"What I actually said was 'Canapes'...."

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

A dog in a balaclava waits outside a bank

How the Apocrypha Came to Be

'At last - A nice quiet place to hatch these eggs.' 'Ready.....Aim....'

"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."

'Consider it a stimulus package.'

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

Each one respresents another honor.