Caper Connoisseur T-Shirts

One way to hide the evidence...

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

Tartine

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Canape?

Theatre Crowd

With Compliments

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"You know damn well what noise!"

Christmas Canapes

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

Dashiell Hammett

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

Buddy Operas.

Superheroes.

"What I actually said was 'Canapes'...."

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

How the Apocrypha Came to Be

'At last - A nice quiet place to hatch these eggs.' 'Ready.....Aim....'

A dog in a balaclava waits outside a bank

"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

'Consider it a stimulus package.'

"Y'know, you CAN'T just keep sweeping stuff under the carp forever."

Each one respresents another honor.

'I like this one, but do you have it with the peak at the back?'