Canape Connoisseur Gifts

Christmas Canapes

With Compliments

Tartine

"What I actually said was 'Canapes'...."

Canape?

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Wifi in Hell

Bubbly

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Hats and Food

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Yummy Mummies

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Dog Walker

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Pet Entertainers

Shaved Ice

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

What's the insect de jour?

Lady drinking Champagne.

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'