Catnap Connoisseur Gifts

"Maybe you should cut down on your naps in the sun."

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"No wonder you're felling so sluggish. You're only taking 12 naps a day instead of the recommended 25."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

Tartine

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Canape?

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Thug life on safari.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

With Compliments

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Christmas Canapes

Two cats are high off catnip.

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"It's only the wind."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Eventual Motion Machine

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'