Catnip Enthusiast Gifts

'I use catnip, too, but only for medical purposes.'

"Catnip, catnip! That's your answer for everything!"

"Meowzers!"

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

Thug life on safari.

"I have this sudden urge to be unselfish, affectionate and outgoing. Never mind, it passed."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Kitty stoners.

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

Tip Responsibly

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."