Catnip Enthusiasts Gifts

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Thug life on safari.

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Two cats are high off catnip.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Kitty stoners.

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Meowzers!"

Tip Responsibly

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

'Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping...wait, I can squeeze in playing with a catnip toy around 2:30.'

"Harold? Oh, he's taking a cat nap."