Catnip Activist Gifts

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Thug life on safari.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Kitty stoners.

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Meowzers!"

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping...wait, I can squeeze in playing with a catnip toy around 2:30.'