Catnip Aficionado Gifts

"I'm afraid you tested positive for catnip"

"Who's going to tell them they didn't invent catnip."

'Okay, I'll call you next week and we'll do catnip.'

'My advice is keep away from it. You start with catnip and before you know it, you're on heroin.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Thug life on safari.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Two cats are high off catnip.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Kitty stoners.

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"Meowzers!"

'It's a shame, there's no room in there to swing a catfish.'

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."