Catnip Fan Gifts

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Tree house.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Thug life on safari.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Fish mobsters.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Let's agree to disagree.'