Catnip Fan T-Shirts

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Tree house.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Thug life on safari.

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'