Catnip Cultivator Gifts

Cat watering catnip.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'In Love'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Thug life on safari.

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Two cats are high off catnip.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Latinos in the USA

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Kitty stoners.

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Good evening. My name is Puddin', and I'm a catnipoholic."

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'Man That sure is some good catnip'

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

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'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

"Meowzers!"

'About last night...that wasn't me talking, that was the catnip.'

"Who's going to tell them they didn't invent catnip."