Catnip Entrepreneur Gifts

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Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Thug life on safari.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats are high off catnip.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

If business gets any worse, I'll have to start laying off relatives!

Computing in the Cloud

Kitty stoners.

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Meowzers!"

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."