Catnip Entrepreneur Pillows

'Acme investments, featuring: Catnip stocks, catnip futures...'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Thug life on safari.

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Computing in the Cloud

"A kitten for your thoughts."

If business gets any worse, I'll have to start laying off relatives!

Kitty stoners.

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'Man That sure is some good catnip'

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"Good evening. My name is Puddin', and I'm a catnipoholic."

"Meowzers!"