Catnip Pillows

Click bait for cats

'Man That sure is some good catnip'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Thug life on safari.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Two cats are high off catnip.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"A kitten for your thoughts."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Kitty stoners.

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'