Catnip Fanatic Pillows

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Thug life on safari.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Two cats are high off catnip.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Kitty stoners.

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'Man That sure is some good catnip'

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"Meowzers!"

"Good evening. My name is Puddin', and I'm a catnipoholic."

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

'Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping...wait, I can squeeze in playing with a catnip toy around 2:30.'

'Catnap? Yeah right: He's been asleep for the past five hours...'