Catnip Fanatic Gifts

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Thug life on safari.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Kitty stoners.

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Meowzers!"

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

'Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping...wait, I can squeeze in playing with a catnip toy around 2:30.'

"Harold? Oh, he's taking a cat nap."

'Catnap? Yeah right: He's been asleep for the past five hours...'