Catnip Addict Gifts

A slightly disgruntled cat sticking on a Catnip patch.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Thug life on safari.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Francoise Gilot

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats are high off catnip.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Kitty stoners.

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

'I know what's bugging you - that other bag of crisps in the bread bin, isn't it?'

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"Meowzers!"