Catnip Dreamer Gifts

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Thug life on safari.

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Trump Overload

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Heavenly internet connection

'Man That sure is some good catnip'

"Meowzers!"

"Good evening. My name is Puddin', and I'm a catnipoholic."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

Cat Dreams

'About last night...that wasn't me talking, that was the catnip.'

"Who's going to tell them they didn't invent catnip."

'I use catnip, too, but only for medical purposes.'

'I only use catnip for medicinal purposes.'

"I worry that my next 8 lives will be as boring as this one."