Catnip Dreamer Prints

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Chocs away.

Thug life on safari.

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Trump Overload

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"Meowzers!"

Heavenly internet connection

Cat Dreams

"Who's going to tell them they didn't invent catnip."

'About last night...that wasn't me talking, that was the catnip.'

'I use catnip, too, but only for medical purposes.'

'I only use catnip for medicinal purposes.'

Click bait for cats

"I worry that my next 8 lives will be as boring as this one."