Catnip Fans Gifts

'Your Honor, my client demands that the catnip evidence be removed!'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Thug life on safari.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Sea Horse outside saloon

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats are high off catnip.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Kitty stoners.

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"