Catnip Fans Gifts

'Your Honor, my client demands that the catnip evidence be removed!'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Thug life on safari.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats are high off catnip.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

Goldfish funeral

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Kitty stoners.

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."