Catnip Enthusiast Pillows

'I use catnip, too, but only for medical purposes.'

"Catnip, catnip! That's your answer for everything!"

"Meowzers!"

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

Thug life on safari.

"I have this sudden urge to be unselfish, affectionate and outgoing. Never mind, it passed."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Kitty stoners.

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Good evening. My name is Puddin', and I'm a catnipoholic."

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'Man That sure is some good catnip'