Catnip Enthusiasts Pillows

'Did you get 'Betty Forded' for the catnip too?'

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Thug life on safari.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Kitty stoners.

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Good evening. My name is Puddin', and I'm a catnipoholic."

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

Tip Responsibly

'Man That sure is some good catnip'

"Meowzers!"

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."