"You never did like our cat did you?"
Cat Flap Connoisseur Gifts
If you're shopping for a cat flap connoisseur, look no further! Our collection features witty and charming products that showcase their passion for all things feline. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, and cozy pillows to striking art prints, these items are designed to delight any cat lover with a refined sense of humor and a love for their furry friends. Give a gift that truly reflects their unique interest and adds a touch of personality to their daily routine.
Copycats
"Actually, make that a double cream."
'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'
Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.
"Foster failure"
"Cat box"
"Now that I have everyone's attention..."
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'
"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."
'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'
"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."
A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.
"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."
"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."
"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"
Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post
"Now I really hate poetry."
"And where have you previously moused?"
"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."
"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"
"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."
The Mouse Princess
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.
'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'
Cats on Board.
'They make remarkably clean pets.'
Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'
Theatre Crowd
"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."
The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached
"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
Cat Flap Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Cat Flap Connoisseur Mugs
Discover even more humorous and stylish mugs for the cat flap connoisseur on our dedicated mugs page.
Cat Flap Connoisseur Pillows
Add a dash of humor and comfort with our playful pillows, designed for the genuine cat flap connoisseur.
Cat Flap Connoisseur Prints
Browse our exclusive selection of art prints, capturing the quirky charm of cat lovers and their feline fascination.
Cat Flap Connoisseur T-Shirts
Explore our collection of fun and fashionable t-shirts, perfect for any cat enthusiast looking to showcase their love for feline fun.