Cat Toy Connoisseur Gifts

"Here's my collection of Unused Cat Toys."

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

The Mouse Princess

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Cats on Board.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'