Cat Flap Curiosity Gifts

Drunk man comes home through the cat flap.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Switch on brain

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

Question Mark

'Because it's there!'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Cat Delivery

'What's oriole sex'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Questions

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"Simple - the magnesium ion set among four nitrogen ions is the porphyrn responsible for chlorophyll. Any other questions?"

"Estate sale"

"I've been thinking...why do you like me?"

"Never stop learning"

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."