Catnap Artist Gifts

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Thug life on safari.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats are high off catnip.

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Computing in the Cloud

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"