Catnapper Gifts

'Come on dear, you've been in that chair for hours.' 'Nonsense, woman.'

Giant cat sleeps on a building

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Thug life on safari.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

A man plays golf by the sea

Man and Machine snoozing

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Two cats are high off catnip.

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Computing in the Cloud

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'Man That sure is some good catnip'

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"Meowzers!"