Catnapping Gifts

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Computing in the Cloud

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

'Yep, that cat is one sound sleeper.'

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish