Cat Nap Enthusiast Gifts

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"The consultant recommends we sleep on it."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"It's Friday night. Should we doze, nap, or snooze?"

"Twenty seven naps a day isn't unusual."

'The toughest part of being a psychiatrist is resisting the urge to curl up on the couch and fall asleep.'

'Yep, that cat is one sound sleeper.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

Let's relax

Another day at the office

"I did not sleep all day! It's just that my 25 cat naps got a little stuck together."

Police Feline Unit

The Bookworm

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

Shelter Cat Nap

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Dad Trophies

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

The Snooze Bar.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.