Cat Napper Extraordinaire Gifts

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'Yep, that cat is one sound sleeper.'

'Mum! - Grandma's catnapping again!'

An Excellent Excuse.

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish

"...I'll just take the day off."