Cat Napper Supreme Gifts

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Finger on the Z Key

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

An Excellent Excuse.

'Yep, that cat is one sound sleeper.'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."