Pet Napper Gifts

"...I'll just take the day off."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

ZZZZZZZ Top

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Off-Season

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"