Pony Napper Gifts

Little girl on a napping horse.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

ZZZZZZZ Top

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"He's never up before eleven."

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Off-Season

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

Bored Meeting

Half asleep.

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

Tired and Lazy

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"...I'll just take the day off."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.