Napper Gifts

Ether Bunny (Easter bunny sleeping)

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"He's treading that fine line between meditation and sedation."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Someone has had a hard day!

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"