Cat Napper Gifts

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Lab Cats

Cats invented staycations!

Cat with mice on his bedpost.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'I find the whole walking thing a bit overrated.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Seriously, how am I supposed to stay awake when my desk is in the sunny spot?"

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Finger on the Z Key

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."