Presentation Napper Gifts

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Cat Reunion

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

Someone has had a hard day!

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Maureen, A pillow."

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

The Collective Unconscious

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."