Conference Napper Gifts

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"Psychiatric convention"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

The Anti-Racism Conference

The Collective Unconscious

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

'It's important to be prepared for those unfortunate downturns in the market.'