Conference Napper Prints

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Man and Machine snoozing

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"Psychiatric convention"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

"Maureen, A pillow."

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

The Anti-Racism Conference

The Collective Unconscious

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting