Workplace Napper Gifts

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Someone has had a hard day!

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

'He stated jogging to work.'

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'