Virtual Napper Gifts

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"He's never up before eleven."

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Tired and Lazy

Half asleep.