Virtual Napper Pillows

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"He's never up before eleven."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"Maureen, A pillow."

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Tired and Lazy

Half asleep.

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'